Bargain Cruises - Transatlantic

Transatlantic cruises happen before and after the usual summer cruising season. As a result the cruise lines often have to discount their prices then in order to fill cabins. Not only are the prices lower, but upgrading a cabin from an outside cabin to one with a private veranda can also be deeply discounted.

On most other cruises a veranda upgrade can set you back anywhere from $500 to $900 or even more. But on some transatlantic cruises the upgrade charge is much more moderate.

I’ve booked a transatlantic cruise on Royal Caribbean’s Brilliance of the Seas (April 2005) and on their Splendor of the Seas (October 2003) and was only charged around $110 for the veranda upgrade! And that’s for a cabin that is also a good deal larger than your usual outside cabin.

 

One small potential problem. We did two westbound transatlantic cruises on Royal Caribbean and Celebrity. We got used to paying around $600 for our return airfare from Barcelona, Spain. Then we decided to try an eastbound spring transatlantic cruise. We booked the cruise and decided to book our own air fare. We were shocked and dismayed to discover that the cheapest air fare available was over $1,200 each! Our solution was to go back to Royal Caribbean and have them handle the air fare. That reduced the fare to a more manageable $815. Our new motto: transatlantic cruises only in the Autumn!

Air fares are MUCH higher in the spring than during fall. You'll need to keep that fact in mind before you book your cruise.


Medicine Supply

Take any medicines you’ll need with you. Keep them in your carry-on bag. That’s obvious but the lesson you will quickly learn is – also take along every conceivable kind of other medication you might need both prescription and over-the-counter - just in case.

I once got trapped in Yosemite with terrible diarrhea and had no medicine. Eventually I managed to find some anti-diarrhea medicine in a local store where I had to pay $5 for two tablets. It cost me $15 to get control restored! I getting back and forth to the store was very difficult. I would have been much better off if I had the needed medication with me.

I empty my medicine chest into a zip-loc bag and keep it with me no matter what. I hope you don’t learn this lesson like I did – the hard way.


Shortwave Fun

On long cruises I very much enjoy having a portable shortwave radio with me. I found a nice small Grundig "Yacht Boy" battery-powered unit that fits very nicely into my carry on bag. I spend quiet evenings sitting on the veranda listening to news reports from all over the world which I enjoy.


Dining Alternatives

Your dinner table mates can add a great deal to your cruise experience. We have always been very fortunate and have had a long list of wonderful people with whom we shared our thoughts and experiences which added immeasurable to the whole experience.

Unfortunately on our Canadian cruise our luck ran out. We ended up with a gruff and narrow-minded man and his equally anal-retentive wife and two half deaf spinsters. One of the nice things about cruising on Royal Caribbean is the option you always have of dining either in the formal dining room or instead eating in the less formal "Windjammer". On several evenings we chose to avoid our table mates and dine in the Windjammer. No matter which cruise line you choose to use, always explore dining alternatives to the usual restrictive dinner schedule.


Breaking the Bank

I’m including the following tidbit of information as it may prove interesting but I in no way can guarantee its accuracy. Based on our experiences on a dozen cruises it would seem that the slot machines in the onboard casinos are set to pay off more heavily during the early days of a cruise. Later in the cruise the odds seem to be much less generous.

Is this true? One day toward the end of a 15 day long cruise I was sitting there in the onboard casino playing one of the "Double Diamond" slot machines. As I played a staff member in a dark suit quietly approached our bank of slot machines, took out a small hand-held computer and held it up against a small button on the side of the slot machine cabinet. He read the computer screen, thought for a second and then entered some numbers on the tiny keyboard. He waited to be sure the transaction was completed and then vanished as quickly as he appeared.

What was he up to? Did he change the odds on our machines or was he just monitoring the "drop" (the volume of betting)? I’ll never know but it could be that he did both.

We have always done well by using the following system. Play the slots only during the first few days of a cruise. Pick a machine and play it while you mentally track your financial progress.

Of course your winnings will vary widely but I’ve found that 90% of the time you’ll find yourself significantly ahead at some point. When you get thirty or more bucks ahead, stop playing. Mash the cash out button, convert your coins to paper money with the cashier and leave the casino.

Do not continue to play thinking that you’re playing on the house money. That’s a suckers game that pays their bills, not yours. I got this "secret" information from a pit boss at a major Vegas casino. He told me that if everyone got up and walked out when they were ahead the entire casino industry would be crushed in less than a year. The fact that people keep betting keeps the casino profits rolling in!

After the middle of the cruise - avoid the onboard casino. On our last cruise (a one week cruise of Canada) we walked off with more than $200 of Royal Caribbean’s money! Good luck! 

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